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Cannot
MWCannot
Playstyle
Infantry
Health
125
Ability 1
Ability 2
Voiced By
N/A
Faction:
Team Minion

Constructed in an old Minion factory and brought to life by a child's wish, Cannot is the ultimate scouting class. Even though he spends most of his time smashing Shockbots' heads in, he's ultimately a pretty nice guy, at least compared to his colleagues. His sheer speed leaves his opponents in the dust and he can increase it even further by utilizing his Turbo Charge ability, which also increases his jumping ability to an incredible extent.

Using his trademark Cannot Shot weapon, Cannot is ideal for aggressive fighting and flanking. He's a great class for quick hit-and-run tactics for sapping away the enemies' health due to his ability to get in, do damage, and dash away before even being noticed. Unfortunately, his agility and speed are hindered only by his relatively low health and not-so-powerful primary weapon.

Character BioEdit

BackstoryEdit

"Are you tired of being defenseless when Shockbot armies are knocking at your door? Are you sick of being forced to run like a little sissy when confronted with hordes of the restless dead? Then fear no more! For the first time ever, purchase your very own Cannot (TM). Cannot is every homeowner's best friend! This tiny cannon on treads is perfect for all your home protection needs, with his ability to fire explosive cannonballs and drop homing mines! Whether you're fighting off Shockbots or just door-to-door salesman, Cannot definitely can not and WILL not fail!"

StatsEdit

Minion WarfareEdit

  • Height: 4'6"
  • Weight: 125 lbs
  • Likes: Dirt, Grime, Long walks on the beach
  • Dislikes: Giving refunds, Losing in battle
  • Relationships: None, except for a satisfied customer
  • Fears: Having his "Do not tear" tag torn off
  • Skills: Shooting accurately, Impressing the neighbors

Minion Warfare 2Edit

  • Height: 4'6"
  • Weight: 125 lbs
  • Likes: Dirt, Grime, Long walks on the beach
  • Dislikes: Giving refunds, Losing in battle
  • Relationships: None, except for a satisfied customer
  • Fears: Having his "Do not tear" tag torn off
  • Skills: Shooting accurately, Impressing the neighbors
  • Favorite Musical Genre: Commercial jingles

Relevant StatisitcsEdit

Stat Rating
Health X X
Speed X X X X
Damage X X X

Basic StrategyEdit

  • Use your Turbo Charge ability to zoom around and reach rooftops to attack from.
  • Once in a good spot, root down and fire away with the Gatling Cannot ability.
  • Use your speed to assist in capturing enemy bases!

Character VariantsEdit

Variant Effects
Caliente Cannot Fire effects
Future Cannot Charging capabilities
Circus Cannot Bouncing shots
Cauldron Cannot Toxic effects

Attacks and AbilitiesEdit

Primary AttacksEdit

Attack Used By Type Capacity
Cannot Shot Cannot Splash 12 (14 with upgrade)
Spicy Cannot Shot Caliente Cannot Splash 10 (12 with upgrade)
Future Shot Future Cannot Charged 14
Bouncy Cannot Shot Circus Cannot Splash 6
Wicked Shot Cauldron Cannot Splash 10 (12 with upgrade)

Secondary AttackEdit

Attack Used By Notes
Homing Mine Cannot + variants *25 second recharge

Primary AbilitiesEdit

Ability Effect
Turbo Charge Increases Cannot's speed and jumping height for a short period of time
Turbo Tank Increases Cannot's health and attack fort a short period of time at the cost of speed and jumping

Secondary AbilitiesEdit

Ability Effect
Gatling Cannot Roots Cannot down in one spot and allows him to fire 100 rapid-fire rounds
Sniper Cannon Roots Cannot down in one spot and allows him to fire 8 rounds; allows for first-person zooming and headshots

Tertiary AbilitiesEdit

Ability Effect
Cannonkaze Allows Cannot to detonate himself after a short time, dealing damage at the cost of some health
Megakaze Has a larger explosion radius and deals more damage, but has a longer fuse

UpgradesEdit

Power AmmoEdit

Increases the damage output of Cannot's cannonballs.

Double MagazineEdit

Increases the maximum ammunition of Cannot's Cannot Shot.

Quick CannonEdit

Increases the reload speed of the Cannot Shot.

Cosmetic AccessoriesEdit

Main article: List of Cannot Accessories

Cannot's four customizable slots are:

  • Helmet - The helmet on Cannot's head
  • Face Paint - The paint on Cannot's head
  • Treads - The tank treads on Cannot
  • Wheels - The wheels within Cannot's treads

TauntsEdit

  1. Nose in the Air---(Cannot does a dance involving thrusting his nozzle into the air)
  2. The Tank Flip---(Cannot performs a backflip)
  3. Mechanical Laugh---(Cannot does a diabolical laugh)
  4. Victory Dance---(Cannot hops up and down, doing his victory dance)
  5. Big Wheelie---(Cannot performs a wheelie on his treads)
  6. Moonwalker---(Cannot moonwalks back and forth on his treads)
  7. Achoo!---(Cannot sneezes, blowing smoke from his nozzle)
  8. Spinnon Cannon---(Cannot spins around quickly, only to get dizzy)
  9. Rocking Horse---(Cannot rocks back and forth on his treads)
  10. Quick Light---(Cannot's fuse goes out and he panics before it immediately lights again)

QuotesEdit

  • When Spawning/Respawning:
    • "Indubitably."
    • "Take no prisoners!"
    • "Affirmative!"
  • When Low on Health:
    • "Cannot requesting backup!"
    • "Medic!"
    • "I am no cannon fodder!"
  • When Scoring a Kill:
    • "Ready, aim, fire!."
    • "Exterminate!"
    • "Pew pew pew!"'
  • When using Gatling Cannot:
    • "Going turbo!"
    • "Bringing out the big guns!"
    • "Take cover!"
    • *Hums Ride of the Valkyries*
  • When Planting a Bomb in Boom Run:
    • "This is how we do it!"
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Footbot:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Mac:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Zoom:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Sarge:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Doc:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Pappy:
    • "-"
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  • When Capturing a Base in Super Bash Brothers:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Spooktar:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Wallaby Jack:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Nigel:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Brainioid:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Floyd:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Beauregard:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Magnimus:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Mr. Stinky:
    • "-"
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  • After Dominating a Gizmo:
    • "-"
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    • "-"

TriviaEdit

  • Cannot is much taller in this game than it is the rest of the series. This is to make Cannot closer in height to the other classes; a long neck was added to Cannot's body.
  • Cannot's Shockbot counterpart is the Footbot.
  • Cannot's Mutent counterpart is Spooktar.
  • Cannot is the most generalized class and is designed to be easy to use for beginners.
  • Cannots in the Goop series are generally rooted to one place all the time. They have been made mobile to be an eligible character, and the immobile aspect of its character has been designated only to the Gatling Cannot, a new creation for the first game.
  • Many of Cannot's quotes were written by Isaac Tessman rather than Justin Wolfe.
v · e · d
Minions
Minions and Variants
Cannot
Caliente Cannot - Future Cannot - Circus Cannot - Cauldron Cannot
Chucky
Spy Chucky - Ice Chucky - Charged Chucky - Ninja Chucky
Chomper
Char Chomper - Turbo Chomper - El Chompacabra - Dragon Chomper
Clod
Ore Clod - Cold Clod - Sonic Clod - Crystal Clod
Snerlin
Shock Snerlin - Armored Snerlin - Medic Snerlin - Fire Snerlin
Krackle
Cosmic Krackle - Fire Krackle - King Krackle - Yummy Krackle
Added in Minion Warfare 2
G.E.P.
F.E.P. - V.E.P. - U.E.P. - R.E.P.
Eekook
Freezook - Barbekook - Zombeekook - Crazeekook
Pump-Kog
Pyro-Kog - Pump-Kool - Boom-Kog - Power-Kog
v · e · d
Classes and Variants
Team Minion
Cannot (Caliente Cannot · Future Cannot · Circus Cannot) · (Gatling Cannot · Turbo Charge)
Chucky (Spy Chucky · Charged Chucky · Ice Chucky) · (Barrier Summon · Honey Cannon)
Chomper (Char Chomper · El Chompacabra · Turbo Chomper) · (Burrow · Cymbal Crash)
Clod (Cold Clod · Ore Clod · Sonic Clod) · (Rock Charge · Spike Wall)
Snerlin (Shock Snerlin · Armored Snerlin · Medic Snerlin) · (Heal Beam · Heal Stone)
Krackle (Fire Krackle · King Krackle · Cosmic Krackle) · (Dematerialize · UFLS)
Team Shockbot
Footbot (Gladiator Footbot · Commando Footbot · Arctic Footbot) · (Leap of Faith · Smoke Bomb)
Zoom (Fire Zoom · Plasma Zoom · Hunter Zoom) · (Cloaking Device · Laser Barrier)
Mac (Masked Mac · Abominable Mac · Super Mac) · (Light Feet · Stun Pole)
Sarge (Searing Sarge · Toxic Sarge · Shadow Sarge) · (Shockbot Mortar · Airstrike)
Doc (Shock Doc · Power Doc · Aqua Doc) · (Wormhole · Repair Blast)
Pappy (Boom Pappy · Pearly Pappy · Sheriff Pappy) · (Minebot · Gold Missile)
Maps
Default Maps
Castle Grex · Crystal Mines · Enviro-Dome · Minionville · Ramshackle Flats · Scallywag Shore
Bash Brothers Maps
Boo Boneyard · Minion Hills · Shockbot City · Toxic Tangle
Modes
Modes
Bash Brothers · Boom Run · Capture the Opal · Frenemy Fire · Minions and Mechs · Smack Ops
Smack Ops Shockbots
Cheerbot · Discobot · Discobot Mini · Giga Cheerbot · Gorilla-Bot · Quarterbot · Robowocky · Shinobot · Shockolossus
Summons
Minion Summons
Bomb Sr. - Cannot Gatling - Ghostie - Jailbird - Mini-Cannon - Petunia - Pump-Kog - Pyrolop - Turret Tim - Webblebug
Shockbot Summons
Bot-apult - Elite Shockbot - Exploding Bot - Medibot - Shockbot Knight - Shockbot Mook - Shockbot Soldier - Steel Shield Shockbot - Toxic Barrel Bot - Wooden Shield Shockbot
Updates
Possible Updates
Spice of Life Pack ---> Tactical Mooks Pack ---> Monster Warfare Pack
v · e · d
Classes and Variants
Team Minion
Cannot (Caliente Cannot · Future Cannot · Circus Cannot · Cauldron Cannot)
(Gatling Cannot/Sniper Cannon · Turbo Charge/Turbo Tank · Cannonkaze/Megakaze)
Chucky (Spy Chucky · Charged Chucky · Ice Chucky · Ninja Chucky)
(Barrier Summon/Armored Barrier · Honey Cannon/Sap Cannon · Coffee Crash/Coffee Craze)
Chomper (Char Chomper · El Chompacabra · Turbo Chomper · Dragon Chomper)
(Burrow/Ambush Burrow · Cymbal Crash/Mega Crash · Midfight Snack/Fast Food)
Clod (Cold Clod · Ore Clod · Sonic Clod · Crystal Clod)
(Rock Charge/Wave Tackle · Spike Wall/Brittle Spikes · Snerlin Alert/Snerlin Warp)
Snerlin (Shock Snerlin · Armored Snerlin · Medic Snerlin · Fire Snerlin)
(Heal Beam/Shield Beam · Heal Stone/Charge Stone · Wizard Hover/Warlock Leap)
Krackle (Fire Krackle · King Krackle · Cosmic Krackle · Yummy Krackle)
(Dematerialize/Destabilize · UFLS/AFLS · Short Circuit/Mega Circuit)
G.E.P. (F.E.P. · V.E.P. · U.E.P. · R.E.P.)
(Super Shield/Speedy Shield · Berserker Rage/Berserker Tackle · Slash-Kabob/Bladerang)
Eekook (Freezook · Barbekook · Zombeekook · Crazeekook)
(Breakdance Barrage/Blast-Off Barrage · Vortex Grenade/Repel Grenade · Eekook Decoy/Revival Decoy)
Pump-Kog (Pyro-Kog · Pump-Kool · Boom-Kog · Power-Kog)
(Mega Spring/Explosive Spring · Jet Boost/Mega Boost · Tiny Summon/Detonation Tiny)
Team Mutent
Spooktar (Scald Spooktar · Shock Spooktar · Shiver Spooktar · Sonic Spooktar)
(Banshee Blast/Banshee Boom · Map Scanner/Super Scanner · Gunslinger/Turbo Gunslinger)
Nigel Whapplesnapp III (Safari Nigel · Wild Nigel · Tundra Nigel · Camo Nigel)
(Camo Bush/Kaboom Bush · Sir Winslow/Mr. Clawes · Belch Beast/Belch Dragon)
Klunk (Frosty Klunk · Stone Klunk · Wild Klunk · Tropical Klunk)
(Barrel Roll/Barrel Toss · Grog-n-Jog/Mega Keg · Titanic Twister/Speedy Twister)
Lolly Dipstick (Lolly Firestick · Lolly Popsicle · Lolly Toxic · Lolly Snipes-it)
(Dual Chaingun/Dual Launchers · Gravity Stomp/Shock Stomp · Dream Creeper/Nightmare Creeper)
Floyd Windsong (Floyd Waterfall · Floyd Flamesun · Floyd Herbseed · Floyd Speedgust)
(Smile Gun/Snooze Gun · Happy Beam/Mania Beam · Potion Commotion/Elixir Mixer)
Beauregard (Burnin' Beauregard · Bolt Beauregard · Boom Beauregard · Beeregard)
(Squealin' Hog/Screamin' Goat · Drill Drone/Freeze Drone · Gumbo Pot Shield/Red Hot Gumbo)
Mr. Stinky (Mr. Flame · Mr. Frosty · Mr. Boom · Mr. Tesla)
(Air Compressor/Charge Compressor · Sticky Boomer/Trigger Sticky · Stink Overload/Stink Leaker)
Magnimus (Magmus · Frigimus · Voltorus · Heximus)
(CLOAK OF DOOM/WARP OF DOOM · SWAP OF DOOM/DISGUISE OF DOOM · DOME OF DOOM/WAVE OF DOOM)
Gizmo (Blizzmo · Buzzmo · Gizmagma · Gizmega)
(Gizmo Away!/Gizmo Bomber · Gyro Orb/Mega Rolly Sphere · Electrobumper/Megabumper)
Maps
Default Maps
Arabian Fights · Chateau de Derwiff · Frostyflake Lake · Grimes Square
Super Bash Brothers/Grexpendables Mode Maps
Big Hog Bayou · Clocktown · Derworx Factory · Tower of Sp00kiness
Capture Control Maps
Spiral Towers · Volcano Calamity
Modes
Modes
Boondoggle Mode · Capture Control · Capture the Opal · Grexpendables Mode · Minions and Mutents · Operation: Shutdown · Smack Ops II · Super Bash Brothers
Smack Ops II Bosses
Minhotep · Snaptrap
Summons
Minion Summons
Batapult · Bomb Sr. · Chill Chomp · Crocorock · Drumbel · Mini-Cannon · Petunia · Pyrolop · Slick · Torto · Tortron · Webblebug
Mutent Summons
Alazar the Amazing · Mr. Blister
Updates
Possible Updates
Battle of the Bilge Pack ---> Smack to the Future Pack ---> TBA

GalleryEdit

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